Deported from his country of birth, Wales, in his teens, following a misunderstanding with a Shepard whilst dressed as a sheep, Sid sought his fortune in the Far East. Sid fell into bad company with the infamous triad gangs. Quickly succumbing to “oriental” pleasures, he turned native and became hooked on winking. Sid supported his winking habit by posing as a honky tonk piano player, known locally as “The Winker”; he worked the local despots, from Hong Kong to Shanghai.
After a diplomatic incident during the British Embassy’s Christmas party, whilst performing with the Ambassador’s daughter in a pantomime cow’s costume, Sid returned home. Smuggled back illegally, into the U.K in the bottom of the false floor of a Toyota Yaris.
Following a long rehabilitation programme at Lickey End, Sid has now fully recovered and is working hard with young men at his local Y.M.C.A, “putting” on local amateur dramatics. His most recent the “In The Navy” show proved a big hit, with his new song, the popular,” Never clean your own balls, if you can get somebody else to do it”, going down a real treat.
Sid can often be found wandering aimlessly around Bromsgrove golf course, looking for lost golf balls. His favourite club is his trusty “ woody” and his favourite shot is the “bender”.
